My kingdom for a good night's sleep.

A sharp knife, a king size bed, stuff falling on the floor -- it sounds like a scary movie but don't worry, it was a simple pillow top mattress decapitation. Or should I say, formerly pillow top mattress. Word to the wise, never buy a freakishly expensive mattress that isn't under warranty because they've disconinued the model. My hubby and I must have "Sucker" stamped on our foreheads. This was the single worst bed I've ever owned. It's actually better now that we've removed six inches of down but it's not going to last. And I'm a little worried about how much Hubby enjoyed the process. Hmmm. If you don't hear from me again soon, send the cyber cops.