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Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Future Hostile Take-overist
At the San Antonio Museum of Art:
Little Missy to cashier at gift shop: "How much are these?" (holding up a small package of stretchy snakes)
Cashier: "I don't know why don't we look it up?"
Little Missy: "Because if it isn't $1.00, I ain't buying it."